Sigh. Here’s the trailer for “The Smurfs,” which…you know. It’s “The Smurfs.” On the one hand: Neil Patrick Harris, Jayma Mays, Sofia Vergara and Hank Azaria. On the other hand: It’s “The Smurfs.” As always, if you know somebody who paid to see “Alvin and the Chipmunks,” please punch them in the ear at some point today.