Happy Global Handwashing Day!

It’s Global Handwashing Day! Did you know that? I did not know that. (But since every day is SOME kind of day — National Hugging Day! National Pretzel Day! Christmas, whatever that is? – it’s nearly impossible to keep track and/or care.)

Still, since I am the type of person who washes my hands much more often than is frankly necessary, this meaningless day spoke to me. Particularly because everything you own, use and eat is covered in fecal matter. P.S. PLEASE WASH YOUR HANDS.

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