The fifth “Die Hard” movie is still called “A Good Day to Die Hard,” so I’m going to continue ignoring that and just calling it the fifth “Die Hard” movie. It has a new trailer! You can watch it over at Apple, or check out the embedded version below:
The fifth “Die Hard” is “Die Hard 5” no longer. The movie has now been granted the title of “A Good Day to Die Hard,” because honestly, why not? Why does it matter? Why not just call it “Die Harderererer” or “Die Hard Another Day” or literally anything else because they obviously just don’t care and they know the same basic audience would show up for “Die Hard V” as would show up no matter what other title they ran with. They could title this thing “Sense and Sensibility and, Also, Die Hard,” and it would not matter. At least that seems to be the mindset behind “A Good Day to Die Hard,” which, just, you guys, honestly, I don’t even know what else to say. Also, it’s coming out on Feb. 14, 2013, because Valentine’s Day is as good a day as any to remind people about how even the best things can be corrupted and ruined, I guess?